|I strongly suspect you of photographing me and thus I shall fix you with a disapproving glare|
I have some actual serious advice for anyone reading this who is at the huddling sobbing under the duvet no-one-can-ever-help-me stage, so listen up briefly and then I shall show you the knitting: ring the Samaritans. It helps. I do not know how it helps, as what happens is you cry and they are sympathetic in an appropriate way, but it does. And you can sometimes get legal advice and help (right up to the providing-a-barrister stage) for free under your house and possibly car insurance, but, check the terms. I tell you these things because you may not have Partner with flowing beard standing over you in a crisis, so I have distilled there the essence of what you must do. Remember.
|I just sometimes wonder what people are going to do with it when I sell them spray paint|
|I don't iron it before I cut it, no|
|I am doing it without stitchmarkers. Scary|
|I keep having to buy new needles because I keep sitting on them|
I went on a trapeze at the weekend. I was really, really scared. I shall probably try it again, though.