Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

I may just possibly

hypothetically and potentially have got new shoes.
OK, look, in an ideal world I wouldn't have chosen that carpet
What what? They're flat. They're practical! And everybody knows gold is literally the most hardwearing colour you can get. That's why all postmen wear gold shoes. And people digging the roads. And surgeons. Yes they do! Metallic gold jazz shoes! Practical shoes that last! You look closer.

They'll last me for years.

Susie exits stage left, doing jazz hands to match jazz shoes.