|I'm pretty sure this makes me an Artist|
|It is a bit dark, yes. I like a challenge|
|And now we will draw a veil over this whole misbegotten episode|
|This was the Purple Ronnie of oil pastels. Oils pastels are not my metier|
|No cross-eyed labradors. I'm going to put branches on the trees and everything|
* Partner has just walked past and told me that he has got A-levels in Latin, Greek, Ancient History, and Latin Verse Composition. You see at my school they encouraged you to be well-rounded, but at Partner’s clearly they didn’t.