|Not naff. What could you sew, Partner? Nothing|
|Always use stitch markers. That's my advice. If only there were Stitch Markers For Life|
|This is the chin and teeth of the skull. I can't understand how I can be a person who enjoys something as fiddly as knitting lace. I am having to readjust my self-image|
(Hopefully it’s better than the first one, though. One word: Bros. In fact, two words: Bros. Acne).