|Put that camera down and stroke my furry back|
|I am estimating £800,000. Nice flowers though|
|Spot the bike. They're everywhere!|
|See? Bikes again|
|I want to live in a boat with a solar power generator but not one of those chemical toilets|
|No-one has ever stripped to their pants in this launderette. It is devoid of eroticism|
|The scene of the Weaving Cat and Fish Bag incident. Leafy suburbs near my house|
Have I bored you? What are the houses like where you live, and are the biggest threats to public safety free-range cats, horror at house prices and bike thieves? I am curious :-).