|In this house we like a good, definite colour, even in our flowers|
|I pin it up, it falls down. I pin it up, it falls down|
|This is from the naturalistic school of photography. I have more where this came from. My mother in particular should be very nervous|
* This is a meat thing that you get in the North. I had to sweet-talk the butcher and get him to make them specially. They really are called faggots. I may engage with faggots but I draw the line at Hodge, please do not ask, I cannot even find it on google.