|I believe that is the first time David Nieper catalogues have ever been arranged near a pole. A first there for David Nieper|
|Just imagine this woman in 30 years' time with a labrador. YOU SEE|
|Me on my last day. My desk is the one on the right nearest to the camera. I did a version of that squat in Hot Yoga this morning|
|I always get great presents when I leave jobs. Sometimes I worry they're pleased to see me go...|
|I aspire to be the kind of woman who would know what to do with a full slip|
But on the whole it was a perfect family firm of the kind that cares about its employees and puts on a dinner dance every Christmas: the kind you don't think exists any more. But it does! So I hope they're all having as much fun in customer services as I used to do. I hope they're having pecan slices and sausage rolls for tea, mince pies at Christmas, and kebabs for the Saturday shift. I hope the Silly Name Competition is still running. I notice they've taken the french knickers out of the catalogue. It's probably for the best. And if I ever get a windfall, I might be tempted to buy a nightie. I always found the high necked long sleeve ones strangely alluring in an Amish kind of way ...